Funny article on Yahoo! today about a bride's e-mails to her bridesmaids. I scanned through it, pretty entertaining. But the best, as it usually is on internet articles, were the comments below. Here's the article:
Bridezilla Emails to Bridesmaids
So scan through that, or don't. It's basically a soon-to-be bride saying outrageously demanding and ridiculous things to her bridesmaids. Then, then read this:
This VincentK is quite the character...must be koreanvented. Shot out to Dr. Acula for being the top comment poster this past week. A pack of O-Negative will be shipped to your place prior to the release of the new Twilight movie.
How dare you insult me by bringing up that movie. Twilight is the absolute worst depiction of the Vampire race on film to date. We do not sparkle in the sun.
ReplyDeleteThe movie below had more promise, if only they finished it....
http://youtu.be/lBOEbxG5uTc
dude, you're weird.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, don't insult Robert Pattinson. He's dreamy and going through a hard time right now. Secondly, if you had a lot of lotion on, or that lotion they sell at Victoria's Secret that has glitter in it, maybe you would sparkle in the sun. Maybe in the Twilight Bonus Features, they have a deleted scene where the whole family goes to Victoria's Secret and just love that lotion and they all put it on all the time, but then Victoria's secret wouldn't give them any money to promote it, so they deleted the scenes.
ReplyDeleteRPatt got back together with that chick though so he is not going through any hard times at the moment. Also Vampires do go to strip clubs a lot so maybe that is where the body glitter is from? I'm sure they will elaborate on that in the next movie as a Shamalyan plot twist....in any case, in my profession it pays to know what Vampires are up to.
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