New Website Idea

I heard some yelling from outside my window tonight. Took a quick peek, it's two girls trying to parallel park their SUV.  They are trying to park into the LARGEST OPEN SPOT that you will ever see in Chicago. Like I could fit a limo in there.

Anyway, I see the girl give it a go, and I can tell immediately that she's gonna hit the curb with her back right tire.  Boom, yep, hit it.

Now this is where it got weird.  Rather than try to do it again, or even straighten out a little bit, she just gives up.  Seriously.  Just turns the car off, gets out with her friend, and they walk away.  Snapshot time.

I'm not about to say I'm good at parallel parking, it's tough.  But I guess I'm different where I'll keep trying until I get it.  If there are a lot of people watching (like outside of a restaurant with a patio), hell, I'll just drive away and find another spot if I don't get it in two tries.  Yeah, that's how I roll (or park I should say).  If you hear them laughing as you drive away, wait a minute, then drive by again with the windows down and just yell "I got sick eating at that restaurant last week, have fun throwing up." But no, this girl just parked, didn't even straighten out her wheels.

That's where the new website kicks in. It will be called "peopletryingtoparallelpark.com"  I'm saving money though, so I'll have to use a free website.  So scratch that last one, it's "peopletryingtoparallelpark.blogspot.com"  Catchy.  I love watching people do it.  I especially like the people who go forward/reverse only after hitting the car directly in front or behind them.

It will have videos of people failing on their parallel parking, photos of poorly parked cars, and maybe some Harry Potter sound clips.  Think about it.  We can create it together, we will be MILLIONAIRES.

Speaking of millionaires, I got a Fortune magazine in the mail with America's most powerful women yesterday, and they are all rich.  That could be me after this website takes off.  Just sayin.

I've been getting Fortune magazine for almost three years, but I've never paid for them.  The guy that used to live here must have bought a 5 year subscription or something because they keep coming and coming, and I just keep tossing them in the garbage and get back to reading my favorite book: no book.  I don't gots time to read.  I only have time to try and pimp out my electronics and write on this blog.  The last book I read was Harry Potter 6, and that's only because the movie hadn't come out yet and I wanted to know what happened next (and let me tell you, it was awesome). Sincerely, the Half-Blood Prince, the koreanvented version.